Jocund's Inspirational and Humourous Quotes
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Movies Quotes
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Classic Quotes from Movies:
Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard nothin' yet! - The Jazz Singer, 1927
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into! - Sons of the Desert, 1933
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. - The Wizard of Oz, 1939
Elementary, my dear Watson. - The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes, 1939
Here's looking at you, kid. - Casablanca, 1942
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine. - Casablanca, 1942
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers. - A Streetcar Named Desire, 1951
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room! - Dr. Strangelove, 1964
A martini. Shaken, not stirred. - Goldfinger, 1964
Plastics. - The Graduate, 1967
What we've got here is failure to communicate. - Cool Hand Luke, 1967
You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk? - Dirty Harry, 1971
I'll make him an offer he can't refuse. - The Godfather, 1972
You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws, 1975
Stand up wherever you are, go to the nearest window and yell as loud as you can: "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!" - Network, 1976
You talking to me? - Taxi Driver, 1976
Striker: Surely you can't be serious. Rumack: I am serious…and don't call me Shirley. - Airplane!, 1980
Go ahead, make my day. - Sudden Impact, 1983
I'll be back. - The Terminator, 1984
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. - Wall Street, 1987
If you build it, he will come. - Field of Dreams, 1989
Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgment Day, 1991
You can't handle the truth! - A Few Good Men, 1992
It's all for nothing if you don't have freedom. - Braveheart, 1995
Houston, we have a problem. - Apollo 13, 1995
You had me at hello. - Jerry Maguire, 1996
Bob Porter: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately. Peter Gibbons: I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob! - Office Space, 1999
I'm a parent. I haven't got the luxury of principles. - The Patriot, 2000
Quotes
Joy is prayer - Joy is strength - Joy is love - Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls. Mother Teresa (1910 - 1997)
Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony. Mahatma Gandhi (1869 - 1948)
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. Groucho Marx